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MUHAHAHAHA!! I, Kerim Collings, received a special secret mission from my tutor Bissinger: I was assigned editor and was supposed to look through all of your stories and correct any mistake you made, and I did so successfully. It was admittedly sometimes hard to keep this secret, but I had no choice; My sacred reputation was at stake after all. It was a tough mission, I mean some stuff written was quite, well, “special” but I got through. It’s kind of funny that only 15 percent of the class managed to publish their story but I guess that worked to my favour because I only had less “special stuff” to look at. Okay my story isn’t exactly a masterpiece but still. I’m actually only writing this because I know nobody will read this. Wait what? Mr. Bissinger is reading this out loud to the class isn’t he?…. Ah. Sh*t. Umm…. Pineapples are tasty! That didn’t work, did it? He’s still reading this? Wow. I actually just have a lot respect for him now managing to get through this. *Claps hands and nods*